The following are some of Tookie’s favorite quotes:

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” — Barbara Bush

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” ― George Carlin

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.” — Anon

Q: What is the difference between Aspie boys and Aspie girls?

A: Aspie girls are married.

From Ocean’s 11

Danny: Does he make you laugh?

Tess: He doesn’t make me cry.

Tookie: Do you ever tire of analyzing me?

Tim:    No.

“I’d rather be masturbating.” — Anon