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The Tookie Series by George Q. Kaplan

~ Exploits, sexual and otherwise, of an adventurous mildly Asperger's woman

The Tookie Series by George Q. Kaplan

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Tookie and Tim

28 Saturday Dec 2019

Posted by georgeqkaplan in Asperger's, coming of age, humor, Jersey girl, New Adult, oral sex, Promiscuous, red hair, Uncategorized

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Some who have read Tookie Before Tim would have liked the book to have been longer and to have delved into Tookie’s relationship with Tim. I am considering extending the story (renaming it Tookie & Tim) to include their early dating life from the beginning of Only Tim Sent Flowers but having their relationship evolve much differently. I will make this book available free to those who purchased Tookie Before Tim, assuming enough demand exists for me to write it.

What do you think about this?

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Tookie Gets Selected Again

05 Tuesday Mar 2019

Posted by georgeqkaplan in Asperger's, Finding Mr. Wrong, humor, Jersey girl, masturbation, oral sex, Promiscuous, red hair, serial monogamy, Uncategorized, vibrator, women's fiction

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FMW cover w RV seal.pngIt’s happened again. One of my books has been selected as a finalist for an award. The previous times, my creations ended up as runner-ups, not the winner. Finding Mr. Wrong is in the running for Reader Views Literary Awards for 2018-2019 Humor category. Let’s hope Tookie gets to wear the beautiful white wedding gown this time instead of another ugly bridesmaid dress.

Reader View’s reviewer said this about my writing:

“Wow, this book was such an entertaining read! I fell in love with the author’s voice immediately. With a quick wit, a seemingly limitless imagination, and a sharp tongue, Kaplan brings Tookie to life in full magnificent display. Tookie’s trysts from man-to-man and bed-to-bed in search of the perfect partner are hilarious, and Kaplan uses his gift with dialogue to keep the story flowing almost impulsively, and always enticingly. What I want to know is how does Kaplan capture the very essence of Tookie’s personality? It’s almost like he has lived through her experiences directly! So fun!”

It’s nice to be appreciated but it would also be nice to win sometime.

Rave Review

18 Thursday Jan 2018

Posted by georgeqkaplan in Asperger's, coming of age, Fiction writing, Jersey girl, New Adult, oral sex, Promiscuous, Uncategorized

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A most pleasant surprise arrived in my inbox this morning. Midwest Book Review has reviewed Only Tim Sent Flowers. Not only did they review it, they raved about it:

http://www.midwestbookreview.com/sbw/jan_18.htm#fiction

The Fiction Shelf

Critique: An imaginative, entertaining, fascinating read from beginning to end, George Kaplan’s “Only Tim Sent Flowers” is an extraordinary novel by a writer with a genuine flair for novelty and narrative driven storytelling complete with unexpected twists and turns. While unreservedly recommended, especially for community library Contemporary General Fiction collections, it should be noted for personal reading lists that “Only Tim Send Flowers” is also available in a digital book format (Kindle, $2.99).

 

 

 

 

Bionic Penis

04 Monday Jan 2016

Posted by georgeqkaplan in coming of age, Jersey girl, Only Tim Sent Flowers, oral sex, Promiscuous, Uncategorized, women's fiction

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A subject has appeared in the newspapers for which George is ill-equipped to address. With penises being my favorite appendage, I’ll handle it myself. It seems a British lad aged six had his torn off in an automobile accident. Nothing could be done until the poor man was forty when, in 2012, British scientists sewed on an 8-inch replacement. The less-than-completely happy recipient, nicknamed Mo, failed to inform his blushing bride that his phony phallus wasn’t fit for conjugation before they married. Patient, she waited a good while before divorcing him for lack of performance, one assumes.

Very recently, wifeless and girlfriend-free, Mo’s scientist friends have rigged his formerly flaccid phallus with two tubes and a button on his testicles to press for full functionality when the mood strikes. Charitable sex worker and erstwhile politician Charlotte Rose is donating her services to fill the void. After a nice dinner, she is giving him two hours of her valuable time gratis. No mention was made of overtime. Perhaps, all of her tricks will be exhausted in such little time.

Mo should’ve called me. I would’ve given him a long weekend just for the fun of playing with a new toy and wouldn’t have to buy me dinner. I’ve had long, short, skinny, fat, and bent but never bionic. I also think I could make the button redundant (to use the British definition) given the chance. Challenges like this are up my alley. I’ve been known to raise the dead but never the dickless. Of course, all of the men I’ve entertained have been completely capable, or at least were at one time. Reinvigorating with my special talents is one thing but resurrecting something that was never alive would be quite an achievement. I may be just the girl to raise the dead.

I’ve got to go make a phone call to London. I’ll let you know how things work out.

If you want to know more about my tricks, read my memoir, Only Tim Sent Flowers.

Tookie

Anniversary of Tookie’s First Date

04 Friday Dec 2015

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This is the anniversary of Tookie’s first date with Tim. He took her to her high school’s basketball game and out for pizza afterwards. Even though she was too embarrassed to pee at the restaurant, she enjoyed being with a boy immensely and wanted more–a lot more.

Tookie’s coming of age story, Only Tim Sent Flowers, comes out for pre-order on Monday at BlackOpalBooks.

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